Supersize my time, supersize my energy, my wardrobe, my money, my patience, my motivation, my skills. Supersize my brain, my home, my birthday, my compassion. Please may I supersize my successes, my hair length, my friendships, my outlook. Supersize my jokes, anecdotes and listening ears! Supersize my fitness and dvd collection and relationships and integrity.

Downsize my debt, my selfishness, my waiting, my nasal hair, my bossiness, my shoe size, my fears, my silliness and my backyard ticks! Downsize whinges, silly talk, mutterings and grrrrrs. The unspoken, the rude, the failures, the burnt food.

Chuck out the bad, hang onto the good and roll with what comes your way.